So the Prince and his entourage (including me) had to go see this stupid princess. Right before the ship took off though, the Prince made sure to tell me that oh no, he could neeever love her like he loves that maiden who saved him. Noooo no no no, if he HAD to choose a wife, he would choose me! But, damn, it's his parents' desire to go visit this Princess so. Oh well! UGH SO FRUSTRATING.
What's even worse is that this beautiful idiot continually called me "dumb." Like no joke, he would call me his "dumb child." Oh, the irony.
So we got to this bittie's castle, and that girl made us wait on our ships for her to arrive. We waited for like 45 minutes for her to come out! She finally did, and of course she was drop-dead gorgeous.
AND THE PRINCE, somehow in his airhead, DECIDED THAT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SAVED HIM. He "immediately" fell in love with her!
HOW DUMB. IS. THIS. GUY. Oh my god, I just can't take it. Even writing this just now is making me so angry. But I can't do anything about it NOW of course because I'm flipping dead!!!!!
So while we were all rejoicing and stuff (I had to kiss the dude's hand to congratulate him - little selfish flip-flopping prick), a horrible realization dawned on me. I started to vaguely remember the witch saying that if the Prince decides to marry another, I would die on the morning of the wedding.