So, Hans went into quite some detail about me and my appearance in the story. And I'm not gonna deny it - I do have great hair and beautiful skin. But I can't say that without thanking my time spent swimming around in all that salt ocean water - it does wonders for the beauty regimen!
When my sisters and I were young, we would swim around the halls of the castle. It was a super cool castle with living gardens all over the walls (because, duh, it's underwater) and we would play with the fish and flowers all day. Now, Disney created this "Flounder" character who was supposed to be my best friend or something like that.
FLOUNDER IS FAKE. So is Sebastian. Those guys are just characters that Disney made up to make me look like less of a loser. Fish and lobsters don't talk! They aren't friends with us, we just play with them like humans play with bugs and wild squirrels!
But yeah, Hans explains that I am a "strange" child. He tries to sugarcoat it by saying that I'm just thoughtful or whatever, but I really just was weird. My sisters didn't really get along with me - rather I didn't get along with them - because I wasn't too into being the perfect princess thing. So I would just hang out in my garden.
Which Hans made out to be super weird, like I was the only one who had a weird human statue in my garden! Two of my sisters did too! Hans made it sound like I was in love with this marble statue of a naked guy like a total weirdo! But I wasn't. I thought that it gave my garden a certain Greek flair about it. I just liked the way it gave my garden character - I wasn't obsessed with the thing.
Read my next post to learn about why I like the human world.
When my sisters and I were young, we would swim around the halls of the castle. It was a super cool castle with living gardens all over the walls (because, duh, it's underwater) and we would play with the fish and flowers all day. Now, Disney created this "Flounder" character who was supposed to be my best friend or something like that.
FLOUNDER IS FAKE. So is Sebastian. Those guys are just characters that Disney made up to make me look like less of a loser. Fish and lobsters don't talk! They aren't friends with us, we just play with them like humans play with bugs and wild squirrels!
But yeah, Hans explains that I am a "strange" child. He tries to sugarcoat it by saying that I'm just thoughtful or whatever, but I really just was weird. My sisters didn't really get along with me - rather I didn't get along with them - because I wasn't too into being the perfect princess thing. So I would just hang out in my garden.
Which Hans made out to be super weird, like I was the only one who had a weird human statue in my garden! Two of my sisters did too! Hans made it sound like I was in love with this marble statue of a naked guy like a total weirdo! But I wasn't. I thought that it gave my garden a certain Greek flair about it. I just liked the way it gave my garden character - I wasn't obsessed with the thing.
Read my next post to learn about why I like the human world.