However, the trip up wasn't a total bust... because that's when I saw the Prince for the first time. (Alright, Disney, who the poop told you his name is Eric?! That's so made up! Hans doesn't even know the guy's name. But it's Craig. By the way. If you were wondering.)
Anyways, I saw the Prince enjoying his 16th birthday party and thought to myself "Ooo, an older man." No, just kidding. I just thought he was cute, and I saw a 16 on his cake, so in all honesty I was a little intimidated.
So I saw this handsome guy, and I oohed and aahed for a bit, but then this big ass storm came through. And wrecked their ship. What are the chances, right?! The Prince was thrown overboard and started sinking deep into the water. Being my naive self, I was glad at first because then he could hang out with me. But then I had my lightbulb moment - HUMANS DROWN.
So, I became a heroine and saved the Prince.